I published a post earlier without checking to see what many in the internet world believe what the word corking, means. So I thought I would share my post google search findings from Urban Dictionary. What does Corking mean to me? Nada. I simply added -ing to Cork because I did not feel like thinking up a better title, and now I can not help but laugh myself into fits over what it means in the urban world. Note to self; thou shalt not be lazy when thinking up titles.
Note – Not for kiddies, and do not read below if you can not laugh out loud in a proper manner. Enjoy the foolishness.
Corking is when a man is engaging sexual intercourse with a woman, and realizes he has a gigantic load to give. It is at this point in time when the man grabs a giant cork, ejaculates into the woman’s vagina, and plugs her up with the cork. After she has been plugged, the man jumps on her stomach.
Hey Jamal, what did you do last night?
“I corked her real good. She didn’t even see it coming.”
Nice. Corking is pretty cool.
Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus
Oh I’m so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.
Corking, or “to cork”, is when you place an object e.g. Fist, toy, thumb etc, into a man or women’s anus. They then excrete said object back out, along with any other matter, that is packed inside.
Guy one: hey you two were making alot of noise last night
Guy two: yeah sorry we were trying to cork each other
Guy one: get out, I will not have corking in my house!
The act of holding your bowels inside for as long as possible, even days.
He’s been corking for a week now, i’m sure he’s toxic
When a female is prevented from scoring. Equivalent to a cock block for males.
Erin: You were totally corking me last night.
Stacy: Sorry for mentioning your crabs.
When a girl is on her period but still wants to go skinny dipping, so she utilizes a male escort’s penis to use an equivalent to a tampon.
“You guys I really want to go skinny dipping with you, but I’m on my period right now. Brain, would you kindly help by corking me?
A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.
A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.
The homosexual automatically wins if the ‘receiving’ homosexual is killed or seriously injured.
Example 1
Homo 1: “Bored?”
Homo 2: “Yes, what can we do?”
Homo 1: “Bit’a Corking?”
Homo 2: “Breathe in”
Example 2
Homo 1: “Fancy a game?”
Homo 2: “I’ll get my good cork”
This is a gay act in which the following happens:
A guy has a tiny cork put into his penis hole, and this causes it to strethc. They put in a bigger cork each time until, the hole is big enough for another man to put his penis into the first man’s penis hole.
Gay guy 1: What do you want to try?
Gay guy 2: Some corking?
Pouring juice into ones anal cavity, then corking it with a butt plug, allowing the juice to firment into wine.
“Wow I’m thirsty but we drank all the wine”
“I got you man. I’ve been corking all week.”
by
Rab1s September 13, 2016
When you have to shit so bad but its not the right time so you have to clench your butt tight like its a cork in a wine bottle.
man i have to shit so bad i’m corking right now.
